angel shit 

A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.

I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.

angel shit by PonnoUK June 24, 2007

angel shit 

The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.

Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.

angel shit by Winston Smith March 19, 2005

Angel Shit 

used to describe rambunctious and/or acts that result in an inconvenience to others typically preformed by Monkeyninja64

yo dude we are an hour late to the functions where is he at?!?!

i told you he was going to be on his Angel Shit

Angel Shit by HØLØCAUST68 May 23, 2023

Angel Shit 

a form of rambunctious act that results in tartiness a change of plans or outright cancellation of whatever was planned previously. done most commonly by Monkeyninja64

“yoo dude where is he at we are already two hours late?!?”

“dude i told you he was going to be on some angel shit”

Angel Shit by HØLØCAUST68 May 23, 2023

angel shit 

When you have the best shit in your life. When it smells and looks so good that you could stare at it for years! Only the rarest of people sent down from god can have these shits.

Damn, Jerry hat angel shit is so nice!

angel shit by angleshit123 April 14, 2017

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: 

1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021

Shithelldamn Angel

Typically reserved for only the most overwhelmingly cute dogs. The string of curses is a visceral reaction to your world and insides coming apart because of what your eyes are beholding.

*Bernedoodle exists in your vicinity* "Gah Rosie, you shithelldamn angel!!"

Shithelldamn Angel by prudencepurchase February 26, 2026