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Andrew Morra 

Nickname Jewfro, usually the sexiest man at St. Brother Andre Catholic High School. Has a penis the size of Ron Jeremy addition to that another full grown anaconda. Probably the best guy to sleep with due to capacity to last 72 hours straight. He has the greatest pick-up lines ever, and can make up many more on the spot. One glimpse of him will automatically blow-up your ovaries or testicles (depending on gender).
Girl: I looked at Jewfro and my ovaries blew up like Nagasaki.
Flaming Homosexual: OMG! My testicles literally exploded, i think i need to go to the ER.
Andrew Morra: Thats what you get for looking at me with my shirt off.
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andres mora 

he works at mcdonalds, enjoys his life in the basement with his cats, still loves to have his mother make him food in the morning. Andy has a rough time in life, yet he still goes on living. this guy needs help though, as he may have a slight case of living with hooligans in the silence of his mind.
man! Andres Mora is the opposite of anything I would ever want to be!
andres mora by somerandomasshole69 November 30, 2017