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A common phrase used to describe the act of being pushed into a large mountain of pineapples. Upon stumbeling his/herself to his/her feet, he/she is then knocked to the ground and stomped on repetedly by a furious Micheal J Fox wearing figureskates. Upon admittance to the hospital, a unborn leaopard is fed through the UV into the victems blood stream.
Oh Man, what happened to that chick?

I heard her boyfriend gave her an Andre!
He's so heartless how could he do such a thing!
by TheRhinestoneCowboy April 26, 2010
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A Andre, A Type of person who is always depressed and acts like an asshole.
Who bullshits himself everyday, and regrets everything that he does after he does something bad. A Selfish person.
Andre why you so down all the time?

Andre your such an idiot!

Andre You always do something so stupid.
by DontHateMeHateYourName May 16, 2014
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A person who is really interested in you one day and randomly has a change in their mood the next day because they don't know what they want. Usually an indecisive, immature guy.
Boy: "Hey, I really like you and want to spend the rest of my life with you."
Girl: "Aw me too."
Next morning...
Boy: "So I just wanna be friends."
Girl: wow, he totally just pulled an Andre
by Dr. Jack Jessica September 27, 2014
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Not honest. Far from truthful and definitely far from faithful. He'll probably cheat on you with 5+ girls and lie to your face without feeling a thing. If your interested in anyone named Andre, run. They'll literally ruin you with their immaturity, lies, and stupidity.
My boyfriend Andre cheated on me..... Again!!!!!
by Truth teller May 15, 2014
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A Hispanic name. Usually some one you can trust, but never want to piss off due to how fucked up they could be.
Fight Andres! Fuck that! He would slit my throat
by TheUndergroundShade May 06, 2016
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A wine for which you can get the most bang for your buck. College girls love Extra Dry and Brut at 7 dollars a pop. It's perfect for New Years, Greek functions, cheap mimosas, bubbly toasts and when you want to look like an Alkie Stepford Wife. It's fun to share but its even more fun to drink the whole thing yourself.
I got 5 bottles of bubbly for less than $40 for this weekend - Thanks Andre!
by Jane4905 October 21, 2005
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Positive and charming. The kind of guy people gravitate toward. Very witty and hardworking
Girl, you better go get you an Andre. He's so smooth
by ItsMe123@ December 28, 2016
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