A person who has a lot of charm and can get the freaks in the sheets. A Andres can make a chick have a eye-rolling orgasms with hardly any effort. Dick size is usually 9-12 inches. Andres can last a lot of time in sex and his pull-out game is really fucking good.

One of the best friends you could ever have, and will always be there to support u.

Andres are people who will always have your back unless they deem the situation not worth the risk. So if you have an Andres and you are trying to do something risky with a %50 chance of getting caught, don't expect them to be sticking around. Andres are also people who are willing to try almost everything, but depending on your kind of Andres they might not do something involving heights.

Andres are very observant, they analyze extensively and can make quick decisions in intense situations.

Don't mess with an Andres, they can appear sweet and sincere to an innocent bystander creating a ruckus but the next minute all hell can break loose.

Andres are brilliant even when they don't believe it, they have a million things to say but are resigned to their own thoughts, so if you get one talking be prepared for a long yet stimulating conversation.

Andres love their family, we are talking love as in 'die for' love. Not to mention when they are in love with someone, now thats a beautiful thing to behold. Andres are devoted and caring lovers, they always seek to improve for their lovers and try their best to satisfy and appreciate their partner. Though they are perfect in their lovers eyes they feel the need to be better, which isn't a negative mind set but it means their lover will be telling them they are perfectly Andres enough for them.

Spanish translation for Zeus and in some unknown languages for tang -slayer. Comes across as cocky but only seems that way because an andresis always better than you and your whole family. Known to tame wild beasts with its sleeper hold. Synonym for andres: beast mode

Andre is a great person. He is great in several meanings, he is super tall, you may would describe him as a gigantic moloch. This legendary body is often compared to a greece demigod but Andre´s real greatness comes by his mind and chararakter. He always got your back and his crazy large brain (it weights 22 fucking pounds) is a real gamechanger for all of us. Having a friend as epic as Andre is incredible. Under fitting circumstances, Andre can be funny. Great news: The circumstances fit most of the time, he is hilarious.

He also invented "Memeology" as a subject area in several highly credited universitys in central europe.
The combination of this mans incredible mind with his unbelievable physical attributes caused his ban in several eastern european and a fiew asian states.

Give it a few years and his hometown will honor the living legend him with a 34 ft. high bronze statue.

Andre is a tiny little Dutch boy who felt the need to wear a bright orange shirt to get his license photo. He tries to halve zero and lives in a compost bin.

The swaggiest man in the universe. If you mess with him his swagger will penetrate you from behind like a silly goose. If he says your cool you should pray to your lord and savior cathulu and thank your mom for creating you.