A sexual act where a man sticks is cock into a womans ass, and then reaches into her vagina, grabs hold of his cock through her vaginal tissue and masturbates until ejaculation

Last night, I was having anal sex with my girlfriend but couldn't get off, so I tried analbation

analbation by Harryb85 January 5, 2008

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Analmations

Positive affirmations to get you through uncomfortable moments whilst receiving anal sex.

During Anal Sex use positive Analmations like:
My Arse Is Strong
Pain is Temporary

I Will Poo In The Morning

Analmations by Julesy1979 March 23, 2023

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Analation

Analation is where you get fucked so hard in your anus that your intestines explode with rainbow streamers which then attract homosexual people and they get in on the action too

Kyle: You should've heard me and Jims Analation last night, he Analated me so hard that I had to be on my guard for gays all night
Thomas: Oh, man. That's got to be tough

Analation by Jimmy The Boss Man September 25, 2013

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Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

Self-Analbation by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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