anal diving 

When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.

Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.

anal diving by liz and heather May 23, 2008

anal driving 

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good

andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”

anal driving by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017

Analdizing 

When the boys at aesthetic metal finishing go so fucking hard that the internet experts get butt hurt and subsequently make up new words for anodizing

Tfare at aesthetic metal finishing is the worst at analdizing, ever.

Analdizing by Tfare January 28, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008