Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.
"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)
by Joe_Rombie February 9, 2009
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2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.
by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006
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