anal bum cover 

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.

Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery

anal bum cover by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006

Anal Bum Cover 

Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.

"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)

Anal Bum Cover by Joe_Rombie February 9, 2009

anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek

I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800

anal bumcover by awesome77 December 28, 2005

anal bumcover

The miss pronunciation of a Jeopardy Category actually titled "Album Cover" as seen on SNL.

"I'll take Anal Bumcover for a $1000 Alex."

anal bumcover by BOBAIR November 2, 2005