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Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013
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Amparo’s are very smart and hard working. They like to be organized because they get stressed easily. They like to laugh and have great smiles and people like them most of the times because in other occasions they become very easily irritated and when that happens you just make sure to cover your ears because Amparo’s are well known rappers and they can barrage you with loads of insults so that you’d distance yourself. In other words, don’t mess with an Amparo. Overall a good person.
You don’t call them by Amparo. They hate it.
Amparo by LucidWilderness February 2, 2020

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."
1. Being sexually aroused to an extreme point of sexual frustration. This normally occurs when taking part in sexual intercourse and predominantly foreplay with your spouse, this only occurs after marriage.
2. Can also be used as a curse when angry with the world, this happens on many occassions and different situation which require the curse, also it can be regarded as blasphemous to those who believe in the wonders of ampwah
1. Oh darling i'm rather ampwah
2. Oh ampwah i locked my keys in my BMW
ampwah by DoctorRobynLee June 20, 2010

GOOCH Apparel 

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
GOOCH Apparel by Weezysteez August 30, 2013

apparefuckilently

a way of showing extreme dislike of something while saying it's apparent

also, to add to the apparentness of something
hey mike, did your teacher lose your test?

apparefuckilently they did tom, because my dad asked why I got an F on it.


dude that chick hella likes you

apparefuckilently she does...