Sha'alavim
A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019
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