Amherst College

The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.

Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.

by lordjeff March 20, 2005

amherst college

Number Two, and bitter about it. See shit for more information.

"Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."

by Colonel Ephraim Williams July 8, 2007