american democracy 

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.

Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.

american democracy by PetePabs April 19, 2014

American democracy 

A form of democracy which is only legitimate when it supports a specific individual or groups agenda, otherwise its illegitimate and the result of fraud. And proof of the system subsequent failure.

Oh, of course it’s only a fair outcome if I agree with it, American democracy at its finest.

American democracy by willfire03 June 13, 2023

American democratic socialism 

What the rest of the world calls social democracy. Much like American football, we’ve created our own definition. After years of political scientists cringing at misuse of the word, people are throwing their hands up, and accepting that in the US, socialism means something completely different than it does literally anywhere else.

Person 1: I thought socialists wanted to “seize the means of production.”
Person 2: Bernie advocates American democratic socialism. He doesn’t want any of that.

American democratic socialism by Lamdba March 3, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008