American Canadians

An American descendant who immigrant to the beautiful land of Canada. Sadly, they treat Canada as like the USA meaning that they cause a lot of problems here in the north. Most are very racist which makes me wonder :

"Why the fuck would you immigrant here in a multicultral country"?

Some mistake REAL Canadians for American Canadians. The most abvious way to identify them is either:
a) They are very obese
b) They have the American Flag somewhere
c) Very rude,trashy, and talks like a typical American

The worse thing is, they still ridicule Canada even when they live in Canada.

Why are they living in Canada? One reason:

J O B S

They shouldn't even apply for a Canadian citizenship if they act like this.

An African Canadian: Hey, I'm wondering if you can tell me where I can get to the nearest corner store?

American Canadians: fucku nigga!!! u goin to rob a corner store huh? well 2 bad nigga imma call da cops on yah hahaha i will mak sur tht da torontoh police will get yer ass arrested LOL

Saanzan: Hey fuck you ugly American! Go back to your fucking country! You're ruining this great country and we don't discriminate others. Fucking asshole!

*Arguement goes on for another hour since the American Canadians WANTS to win this arguement*

American Canadians by Saanzan August 8, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016