(this is for the guys with the girls with a big bush)You have to be fuckin her while she is laying on her back then right before you nut you light her bush on fire and put it out with your load but make sure all the pubes are scorched off before extinguishing it!
She wouldn'tshave, so i took matters into my own hands and gave her the ole' amazon rainforest fire.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'