Amazing girlfriend

Its that one person you hope you never lose, its that one person that will be by your side day and night, when you need her, she will be there for you. Shes the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by your side. An amazing girlfriend is someone who tells you i love you everyday and always puts a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. An amazing girlfriend is someone who loves you more than anything that anyone can imagine, she loves you to bits and shes the person who falls asleep on your shoulder during movies, comes to your sporting events no matter what weather is like, she's the girl that everyone wants but only you can have... You know why? Because she loves you more than anything. If any of you guys have an amazing girlfriend like this, treat her well and she will be the happiest girl you will see in your life.

Random guy: dude who's that girl??
Lucky guy: her? Thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
Random guy: damn you're lucky to have her
Lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me

Amazing girlfriend by 17/08/11 November 12, 2012

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The Most Amazing Girlfriend

Karson is the most amazing girlfriend this world has ever seen! She is perfect in every way and everyone loves being around her because she's so amazing! There is nothing that would ever make me not love her as much as I do! She is so beautiful and she has no flaws whatsoever! I didn't know anyone could be made so perfectly as she is! She may be out of my league, but whatever I'll do whatever I need to keep her. That is how amazing she is, I'll do anything for her because she is so beautiful and makes me the happiest person ever! She is my favorite person to see and talk to! I love her more than anything else in this world! I love her so much!

Goddamn is that Karson she looks like a Goddess like always because she is so beautiful!!!! I'm so glad she's my girlfriend because she is the most amazing girlfriend ever.

The Most Amazing Girlfriend by Karson'sbf October 28, 2019

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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