A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.
Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.
Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)