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A synonym for God.

A synonym for having the biggest penis in existence.

A synonym for being better than Winston at PVP.

A synonym for being Alred.

A synonym for being a vagina magnet.

A synonym for ROCK AND STONE! FOR KARL!
Damn, is that Alred? Fuck, look at his Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Cumseeker! I'd fuck him if I was a girl!
Alred by Alred May 20, 2021
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the sexiest alchemist ever. also a caring shortie with a deep voice and luscious blonde hair. also, sadly someone who will never come home </3
holy shit you pulled albedo? ur now on my rob list
albedo by kurapika’s bff January 12, 2021
Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)
Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.
Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021
To be blatantly ignored by the person you're communicating with or most likely to
RadicalRashford and MagicalMartial, you've been aired g
Aired g by De Bruyne Senior August 3, 2020

Alfred Molina 

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.
Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.
Alfred Molina by Retrojection September 16, 2020

die already 

A phrase you use when you're busy killing somebody but they're taking way too long to actually die and you're getting impatient. Alternatively, it can be directed towards someone who is alive and in no danger but you hate them intensely and can't wait for them to be killed somehow.
Seriously, how is this guy still breathing? Just die already!
die already by The Titanator June 10, 2016

Alfredo Loza 

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.
1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018