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An independent, black, God fearing, beautiful, curvatious woman. She remains trustworthy to those she calls friends and also her family. She will bend her back for those that she loves without hesitation. A lady that is never scared to stand her ground when need be and also show that she's in control of her own destiny. Men flock to her attention at first glance although she is to witty to adhere to their frivolous comments.
There needs to be more ladies in the world like Alphese. Where they at?
alphese by CommonSense 101 March 27, 2017
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Alphemerity

Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.

Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.

Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.
Alphemerity by busybeeburns July 21, 2010
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Alphasexual 

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!
Alphasexual by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

Alphebet of drugs 

A - acid
B - Blow
C - cocaine
D - Domes
E - Elephant tranquilizer
F - fizzie
G - Grass
H - Heroin
I - Ice
J - Jay
K - Ketamine
L - LSD
M - marijuana
N - nose candy
O - opium
P - PCP
Q - Quicksilver
R - refer
S - speed
T - thai sticks
U - Uzi
V - Valium
W - weed
X - X
Y - yao
Z - Zay
Alphee, also known as Olaf, is a kid at heart, maybe a bit too much on the kid side but who can blame her, she's such a bubble of joy. She'll instantly care, easy to connect, shops too much, and definitely be a tad dramatic, but that's just being an Alphee.
"oh look at that bubble but, that's an Alphee"
Alphee by Ton chérie xx November 22, 2021
Alphee, also known as Olaf, is a kid at heart, maybe a bit too much on the kid side but who can blame her, she's such a bubble of joy. She'll instantly care, easy to connect, shops too much, and definitely be a tad dramatic, but that's just being an Alphee.
"oh look at that bubble but, that's an Alphee"
Alphee by Ton chérie xx November 22, 2021

alphasexual 

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
alphasexual by Clay Rains April 8, 2024