Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus
by YingyYango May 12, 2019
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 28, 2022
No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"
by I made your mom gay December 28, 2022
kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?

kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
by daddy aliya August 9, 2021