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almond cookie 

an old cookie that everyones simps for
p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old
almond cookie by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Almond Cookie 

Almond Cookie by Todee October 2, 2021

Almond Cookie 

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone
"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

Almond cookie 

A character from the well known South Korean game franchise known as “Cookie run”

He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok
Person A: “Oh my god! Just look at Almond cookie he looks so hot! *fangirl noises*”

Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”
Almond cookie by Falsewasthere June 25, 2022

Almond cookie simp 

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!
"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"
Almond cookie simp by muffinq October 11, 2021

almond.c0okie 

IK ITS SOMEONE. JUST SOMEONE BEING A S n e a k y bAETCH. shoo.

sweetest most creation god has made over 8 billion+ bitches 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
👑
JEN/almond.c0okie > LIFE

almondcookieisfruity 

almondcookieisfruity is a very funny tiktoker that is part of LGBTQ.
dude; hey man you ever heard of almondcookieisfruity?
dude; yeah man, he’s the best!!
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