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All hands on dick 

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.
When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

all hands and no nuts 

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.
I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals 

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals
All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

all-done clappy hands 

That gesture people do, sometimes ironically, where you wipe or smack your hands together to signify that a job’s done... in that kind of "I'm a carpenter knocking the dust off my hands" kind of way.

First described on the podcast A Way with Words.
"All in a day's work", said Bob, as he walked out of the room doing all-done clappy hands.

All American Handshake 

During intercourse after you have inserted the penis, you insert your hand and grasp the penis and beat yourself off till completion inside of her.
"Yesterday night I was banging this of-age women and I gave her the good Ol' All American Handshake. Roll Tide!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026