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means somebody is lying about everything they say.
"bro i hit that last night" "you serious" "nah im all cap"
by khasmari November 21, 2018
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Obviously, ALL CAPS is the act of typing in all capital letters. The following definitions and examples are to tell you what the all-caps typer's intent is:

1) When used sparingly, typing in all caps emphasizes those words the writer considers critical.

2) When writing rhyme, all caps indicates the syllable/word/beat to be read as accentuated.

3) When used like singles in a strip club, all caps indicates the writer thinks nearly everything spewing from his mouth is of utmost importance. This is the same kind of douchebag who highlights 85% of a textbook. Usually, the writing was forwarded to him from some dogmatic groupthink processing center he subscribes to, but to feel like he contributed, he'll all-caps a fartload of words. Often seen with excessive exclamation points.

4a) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, that person's caps lock is stuck. They need a new keyboard.

4b) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, it was written by a COBOL or FORTRAN programmer, or data-entry person who has worked on COBOL or FORTRAN programs since 1979. They're lost to us on the whole caps-lock issue... just snap their suspenders or flick paperclips into their beehives and move on.
1) Before feeding lions sausages, DO NOT rub your genitals with beef tallow!

2) There ONCE was a MAN from NanTUCKet

3) The JEWS and BLACKS are in CAHOUTS with THE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT and they INTEND to TAKE OVER NASCAR!!!!!

4a) DAMMIT! TWENTY BUCKS DOWN THE FLUSHER FOR A NEW KEYBOARD!

4b) WHEN PRESIDENT FORD SENT ME HIS NOTE ON ARPANET, IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SUCH A GREAT MAN?
by The Evil Steve July 28, 2005
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A kick ass Nerdfighter band consisting of Kristina Horner of the Parselmouths and Luke Conrad.
Dude, I just listened to Lumos Flies from All Caps. It was really good!
by supernerd101 February 25, 2010
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1. When someone writes in ALL CAPS it signifies yelling and is considered obnoxious and rude.
2. Excitement; amazement
1. There is no need to yell! Please ease up on the ALL CAPS!
2. I'M SO EXCITED!
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
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YOU CAN MAKE ALL CAPS JUST BY PRESSING THE COOLEST BUUTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD: CAPS LOCK. IT LETS YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. FUN!!!
"ALL CAPS IS LIKE HAVING THE POWER TO SCREAM INSIDE SOMEBODY'S HEAD!"

"BILLY MAYS IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN ADVERTISE IN ALL CAPS! VERBALLY!!"

-ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
by Just Shut Up March 04, 2009
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Used to describe a "real-life" emotional state equivalent to writing online in ALL CAPS. Intense, belligerent, combative in nature.
Jon had a bad day at work and like 5 redbulls; watch out for him he's ALLCAPS right now.
by The Real Bob March 21, 2008
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