Alfietime 

the magical tipping point between 15:59 and 16:00

its alfietime, im going home to jerk off

Alfietime by ALFIE69 November 25, 2022

AlfiejamesBN 

He is ginger

Biggest Olivia Rodrigo simp you will find.
He will simp for any girl he lays his eyes on, but he is a top shagger nonetheless.
Did I mention he is very ginger?

Person A: ffs this virgin keeps simping for some girl it’s starting to piss me off
Person B: omg g I know a guy just like him, is he ginger?
Person A: yeah! He is, do u know alfiejamesBN
Person B: yeah bro I do, what a virgin. Fb idolo?

AlfiejamesBN by Shirklord (yapi stan) June 19, 2021

Alfieried it 

When one completely blows out his knee from athletic event. Or when one completely demolished a certain part of the body from a certain athletic move

Oh shit he got hit pretty hard in his knee there. It looked like he might’ve alfieried it

Alfieried it by Saliehow1234 April 25, 2023