Alfie Ping Share definition Flag To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie. Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad." Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping." Alfie Ping by life gone south August 3, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Alfie Ping mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch