alfaoxtrot

Ahh, yes, the cheese lord. He hates being rickrolled and hates babies and BIRCH trees. But... he loves cheese and we are his cheese cult. Who also hate babies and hate babies and hate being rickrolled. But..... we love to hate BIRCH trees. And we love cheese. If you didn't know, we hate everything but cheese and our lord.

Thank you.

"Psssst"
"Why are you 'psssst' -ing? "
"Cheese?"
"Yes"
"I see you value our cheese lord Alfaoxtrot"
"I do, and I hate BIRCH trees."

alfaoxtrot by CheesearmyUNITE February 12, 2021

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Alfaoxtrot

Le cheese Lord we look up to, he makes me quiver and cream but whenever I'm shivering watching him makes me scream. He believes Judy has the best Booty, I do too. He doesn't like Roblox but he loves Minecraft and did I mention he knows Every cheese makes him seem Siamese.

Dumby: Hello person, I fathom that the social media person you are observing through your phone screen is quite entertaining, may I know his internet alias?

Cheese army member: Alfaoxtrot is his name you stupid *proceeds to call him 1639 slurs*

Alfaoxtrot by Antirachi February 16, 2024

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doing an AlfaOxtrot

When a youtuber/influencer commits to a religion which in turn causes their online activity to slow down or stop

"Oh man, this guy I used to watch now stopped uploading because he turned Christian, he can't stop doing an AlfaOxtrot!"

doing an AlfaOxtrot by polarnote March 3, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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