ALF

An acronym for Animal Liberation Front. They are funded by the so-called 'animal rights group' PETA, and are currently under FBI watch for being a known terrorist organization.

Dude, the ALF just fire-bombed my dad's car dealership and now were homeless!! :(

by mastershake211 March 5, 2006

alf

Bunch of animal rights facists who do their best to alienate any possible support by being generally horrible to people.

animal liberation fron member: FUCKING STUDENTS, STOP KILLING THE PUPPIES, THEY HAVE SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES
student: i've got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, fuck off
alf member: (reaching for the nurofen): FUCK YOU, I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN AVENGANCE
student: you don't even know...
afl member: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LEARN SO YOU WANT TO KILL CUTE ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SAW IT ON A LEAFLET WITH A CUTE PUPPY...etc

i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with ALF. now, whilst i really can't say i'm for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don't give a shit.

by Student (obviously) September 14, 2006

Alf

alf is the sweetest boy i know the person who wrote that he is a pussy is just jealous of alf's mad lady skills.

Dude your such an alf

by Kirbi Louis February 17, 2005

Alf

When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.

Johnny made an Alf right in the middle of the street last night.

by cccam162 March 14, 2009

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 7, 2004

alf

What a beautiful set of of letters - a lifetime friendship

I met many people forty years ago and we still keep in touch. We have alf

by CriostoirHulme August 13, 2005

alf

a person of cuban descent who enjoys his herbs. An enemy of o'really oreilly

alf: uhh mrs. o'rielly can i sift now.
oreally oreielly: no blake now sit down and stop making penis pancakes.
Alf: can i go get the herbs in the backyard
oreally orielly: whipe that stupid smurk off ur face and stop getting mad cuz u suck at towel basketball.

by mr. alfontzo April 29, 2008