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Aleppo moment 

When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to
"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

-- Gary Johnson
Aleppo moment by RankledSphincter September 30, 2016
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Aleppo Moment 

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!
What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.
Aleppo Moment by Shuaman September 30, 2016

Aleppo Moment 

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.
"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.
Aleppo Moment by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

having a aleppo moment 

Not knowing what someone is talking about. Not understanding anything.
Person A: this is a an imortant thing that is happening in france
Person B: im having a aleppo moment
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B)
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A)
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B)
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