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Aldreiy by Canadian impact November 22, 2021
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Lad with a humongous schlong - girth estimated to be quantified at 800 yottametres, rivalling sizes of intergalactic clusters.
Irresistibly draws all sexually inclined species towards him.
Exerts magnetic, gravitational, centrifugal forces of attraction on women. Magnetospheres protecting cosmic debris and radiation has been eliminated upon detection of his presence, in an attempt to attract his attention.
Razzles, dazzles and causes the jizzles to drizzle. Instigates climaxes in 100% of female homo sapiens.
Aldreidge is an irremovable and irreplaceable part of the human race and scientific studies have shown that this ruler of worlds has capabilities of exponentially increasing fertility rates across the world, with women's period of fertility having increased infinitely compared to without sight of him.
DISCLAIMER: Women will experience uncontrollable meiosis upon sight of this women magnet, with explosion of female gametes in the body ready to receive male gametes for fusion and in turn fertilisation. Hormonal shifts detected in people upon sighting of Aldreidge, notably a dramatic increase in oestrogen levels in the bloodstream. Scientific research has returned results of a sextupling in the amount of lubricants secreted by the female reproductive organs upon sight of the ruler of worlds.
Irresistibly draws all sexually inclined species towards him.
Exerts magnetic, gravitational, centrifugal forces of attraction on women. Magnetospheres protecting cosmic debris and radiation has been eliminated upon detection of his presence, in an attempt to attract his attention.
Razzles, dazzles and causes the jizzles to drizzle. Instigates climaxes in 100% of female homo sapiens.
Aldreidge is an irremovable and irreplaceable part of the human race and scientific studies have shown that this ruler of worlds has capabilities of exponentially increasing fertility rates across the world, with women's period of fertility having increased infinitely compared to without sight of him.
DISCLAIMER: Women will experience uncontrollable meiosis upon sight of this women magnet, with explosion of female gametes in the body ready to receive male gametes for fusion and in turn fertilisation. Hormonal shifts detected in people upon sighting of Aldreidge, notably a dramatic increase in oestrogen levels in the bloodstream. Scientific research has returned results of a sextupling in the amount of lubricants secreted by the female reproductive organs upon sight of the ruler of worlds.