Group of people from CTY LAN who appeared during 2001, and sat in the alcove of Dining Room 1. Responsible for the through continuation of most Lancasterian traditions, such as bathrobe wearing on Thursdays. Exiled from the Alcove in 2002 thanks to the Salad Bar Coup (the protest was broken up by RA's who insisted that we must sit in chairs in the cafeteria). Became the Alcove in Exiled Squared in 2004 when the cafeteria shut down due to construction, and dining facilities were moved to the ASFC. The "status" of this groups as either simply a group of firends, or an organized institution, is a never-ending debate.
Cya in the Alcove for lunch!
Note to all: I love the Passionfruit.
by The French Girl January 4, 2005
The group of CTYers who carry on the essential traditions of Lancaster.
Hey, that girl, Maddie Morrison*, is an alcove.
*A prominent alcove. Last year: 2003
by free2chink March 3, 2005
Good for spelunking.

See: bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Children, do you really need an example?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
the best place in the universe. frequented daily for two whole years by Rob McLean and Jim Davies. a place of indescribable awesomeness, The Alcove is a small step, housed by a concrete alcove, perfectly built never to be tainted by sunlight.
"the coldest stone on earth"
"the only place where phil tranters filthy hands cannot reach in the grounds of hereford sixth form" - Rob McLean
by failure33object April 22, 2005
A complete goddess, shell never ever speak to another man and shell grasp your firm, manly, hard working hands and take a stroll to the botlane.... the alcove. She sleeps on call everynight and loves made in abyss and goblin slayer. she doesnt try to Efuck you the first night, because of course, shes modest, and innocent. shes also never peaked above silver 3, so you can carry her angel presence to the rank she deserves.
Wow, this girl im talking to on r/healsluts is such an Alcove Angel, i think im in love.
by KOwOda September 2, 2021
Thinks he's cool, but in reality he's a geek with no life, brains, or fucking dick. He wishes he could have balls, but it will never come true. Has no life, is gay, and is so desperate, he screws his brother.
by Anonymous February 13, 2004