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Alaskan Drip Cake 

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.
"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "
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