Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

alaskan bacon dragon

Romantic act, you chew up half a cookie and try to trick shot it into your partners mouth.

yo me and my girl alaskan bacon dragoned last night

by caplessbaconing January 4, 2026