THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.
by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012
the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.
dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.
by swami February 17, 2005
by William Warney March 14, 2010
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up
"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"
"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"
by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008
1. A device that is used so that a certain time, it will make a noise or disturbance to signify that you need to wake up or do something.
2. Having my friends call me up at various times of the day to wake me up from my sleep... a.k.a. Frances, Mark, Erin, and Adrian. Hahaha. LaMo...
2. Having my friends call me up at various times of the day to wake me up from my sleep... a.k.a. Frances, Mark, Erin, and Adrian. Hahaha. LaMo...
1. A clock with a device to make a noise or disturbance.
2. "Call my phone in 30 minutes... or else."
2. "Call my phone in 30 minutes... or else."
by Alfonso G. July 25, 2004
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019