Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

alarm clock

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

by Afakename July 27, 2015

alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!

by thenameisriley April 12, 2013

Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.

by punkchicka4 November 15, 2010

alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."

by allisgoodindahood December 29, 2011

alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 12, 2017