Alalal 

A creature that consists of a yellow ball with two eyes and a giant red tongue that is constantly sticking out. Most have a habit of hiding for some reason, with varying degrees of difficulty to be found.

"I play Find the Alalals"
-unemployed 23 year old

Alalal by aplayeraplayer September 16, 2025

Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.

“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”

Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019

Alamalakadi

One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.

"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."

"ALAMALAKADI!"

(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"

Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) 

French teacher who talks through a very loud microphone and tells you that she does not give any homework. Instead she gives you mountains and mountains of studying. You have to do debates, the tests are on simple subjects but she makes it impossible.

*Hears 2 seconds of a french song: I want to die, can I borrow your scissors? *CUTS HAND - real student

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) ’s french class is only surviving because of the helper.

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) by ApparentlyImAnonymous December 2, 2021

Alalalalala 

A middle-eastern soldiers's war cry.

Commander: Fight this jihad men!
Soldier: Alalalalalala!!! *headshot on his arse*

Alalalalala by imfightingthisjihadtoo April 25, 2008

Alalalala

high-pitched singing-like noise made by rolling the tongue

terrorists say this before they blow them selves up, or before they comit mass-destruction.

Q) So yeah Ahmed blowed himself up yesterday?

A) yeah...

Q) did he say anything before he died???

A) yeah i think he yelled out Alalalala.

Alalalala by Bosnic December 27, 2007

alalalalaala 

What muslim terrorists say before combat.

Attack! Alalalalaala!!

alalalalaala by Of Course! May 17, 2016