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Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose
The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise
by NippleHerder January 31, 2026
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