Alabama ham 

A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...

Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...

Alabama ham by aeineralus December 1, 2007

alabama ham sandwich 

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis

Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.

alabama ham sandwich by The South October 19, 2013

Alabama Ham Scam 

A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.

John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.

Alabama Ham Scam by 73baby September 11, 2009

Alabama ham bone 

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

Alabama ham bone by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025

Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

Alabama Glazed Ham by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

Alabama Hammock 

When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.

So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!

Alabama Hammock by Iceman18 July 11, 2019

Alabama Hammer Slammer 

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.

Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

Alabama Hammer Slammer by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012