Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
You got a 1000 bodies and ain’t old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025
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Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025
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