alabama alarm clock 

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

alabama alarm clock by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

Alabama Alarm Clock 

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

Alabama Alarm Clock by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020