Al Mawakeb School

The mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the horrifying things called homework ), mean girls who think they rule the world, and other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "mawakeb". Another thing the boys and girls are SEPARATED which is good and bad cuz all the guys are f boys and are all super rude!
Or the single worst place in the universe.

Where people are forbidden upon stepping into a room. You cannot drink water, eat, go to the toilet. The place where we are ,bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given 5 hours of homework.

AND, if your homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal horror. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss.

Al Mawakeb School: The single worst place in the universe.

Student 1: I hate school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!

Typical school scene

Student: May I go to the toilet

Teacher: No

Student: Please.

Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool

(5 mins later)

Student: Ive wet myself

Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet

Student: You said I couldent

Teacher: How DARE you question me!

two hours detention!

Student: but...

Teacher: Three hours

Al Mawakeb School by mawakeb.garhoud.memes April 14, 2019

al mawakeb school

al mawakeb school is hell u cant drink water u cant go to the bathroom and if u r emarti you should go out of this school there is none emarti there like only 10% of the school is and they like ripping your projects,they like take money from u the kids there are gold diggers.Boys and girls are separated sence grade 4 so its a good and bad thing because all the boys there r addicted to girls and girls are addicted to boys girls there like grade 8 boys and the teachers there like putting F on your report card and they hate emarti kids,after school head of section doesnt allow girls talk to boys like istfrallah and half of the girls sence grade 6 are lesbian or bisexual.There in al mawakeb school all grade 6 and 7 kids are FAKE depressed and always talk about suciding.School is fun there AFTER SCHOOL ONLY because you can do anything there exapt taking to boys or girls.Teachers there are not fare because you cant wear hoodie and the other kids can and even though u wear a jacket and the uniform shows and the other doesnt u get detantion for no reason and they come in ur bussines when u fight between u and your friend in social midea.Kids there are selfish they dont share stuff with you or anything there all the teachers pet there annoying stupid and dub but the good thing is you can have alot of friends and all science teaher are curly heads.

al mawakeb school
none:
not even a single person:
not even a teacher:
not even a single heart beat or soul:
almawakeb barsha teachers:*see a girl or a boy talking to there opposite gender friend*
HAY KID STOP TALKING TO YOUR OPPOSITE GENDER FRIEND YOU R GETTING DETENTION FOR YOU KNOW WHAT EXPALED kid:what wtf why its just a human almawakeb [school barsha teacher:NEVER TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!

al mawakeb school by almawakeb school al barsha mem May 25, 2019

Al Mawakeb School

Al Mawakeb Barsha is the shittiest school on earth. its teachers suck and all students will stab you in the back for their own good. all girls are thots from grade 6 to 12 and boys will f-up your feelings. at the end of the day, you will see middle-schoolers making out with high-schoolers, kids juuling, and teens exchanging numbers.

person 1: hey, what school do you go to again?
person 2: the shittiest school ever.
person 1: must be Al Mawakeb because Al Mawakeb School is the worst fucking school ever
person 2: correct. Al Mawakeb School is the worst.

Al Mawakeb School by weatdaclub November 23, 2019