Airguitar <refered to as 'Air'> is a grand and prized member of the beloved site FunnyJunk. He kicks ass and takes crap from no one. With his high power and his army, he can persuade FJ to do almost anything, while still being light-hearted and not afraid to be an idiot. His brilliant comments are always witty and hilarious. We all love him, especially 'U'. :)
by supersmexyginjaninjakitteh July 10, 2010
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by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016
Get the Canadian Air Guitar mug.An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.
The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.
On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.
Remember...rock on.
The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.
On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.
Remember...rock on.
Adam was listening to Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin and it was nearing the kickass guitar solo. But he had no guitar. So he took matters into his own hands. He played air guitar and never stopped rocking.
by Dude August 9, 2004
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by Stutley November 12, 2004
Get the air guitar mug.The act of playing an air plastic Guitar Hero guitar instead of playing a normal air guitar. Most commonly accompanies hearing a song that is featured in Guitar Hero on the radio, a CD player, or an mp3 player.
We were driving down the road when Iron Maiden's "Trooper" came on the radio. Immediately, and unconsciously, we all began to play air guitar hero.
by SH's de1337ed July 2, 2007
Get the Air Guitar Hero mug.A form of female masturbation, where a girl uses one hand to tickle her nipple whilst using the other to strum/stimulate her clitoris.
for left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse clitoris for pleasure. Can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. Imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. Playing a great tune in the back ground or any song (Jimi Hendrix recommended). This looks like you are playing an Air Guitar
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
by Bobby Big Mac July 23, 2011
Get the Air Guitar mug.When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.
While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili
by TheZomLex January 10, 2023
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