Air Burgers

After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.

A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.

Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”

Air Burgers by Lilboyblue June 6, 2022

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger 

The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.

The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger by sh0eless May 11, 2010

air burger 

noun
1. An emission of intestinal gas from the anus, esp an audible one; a flatus expelled through the anus.

Karen was twerking and accidentally floated an air burger. It sounded like a Winnebago colliding with a water buffalo, and smelled like a cholera outbreak clinic.

air burger by FurrowedBrow2 November 14, 2014

Air Supply Burger 

Item or items that exhibit characteristics that may
outwardly appear worthwhile, but are actually inherently worthless. Relates to the Wendy's commercial featuring said, singing meal.

He got a new car with all the bells and whistles, but it turned out to be an Air Supply Burger.

Air Supply Burger by DABJK January 7, 2008