Ahmeding

to lie obnoxiously, to tell unbelievable stories, to distort the truth to the point whereit is unrecognizeable

-Yo John, you'll never believe what Zack told me, he said he did a backflip off a moving truck and landed in a pile of naked bitches and then fucked all of them...at the same time!
-Man... that nigga be ahmeding!

by ligthft October 07, 2009

ahmede

Ahmede, the guy that always ban evades on the popular minecraft server jartex network!

PaceLV Jartex's highest staff member hates ahmede for ban evading!

Pace: oh ahmede is ban evading again.

by notqubowahaa March 16, 2021

ahmede

ahmede the guy that always ban evades and hacks on the popular minecraft server jartexnetwork!

Pacelv the highest ranking staff member hates ahmede.

Pace: oh no ahmede is ban evading again...

by notqubowahaa March 16, 2021

ahmedism

dis is a religon of all da waes in da w0urld

do u know da wwae of unganda warrioars of da ahmedism

by Dawae24 May 16, 2018

Got Ahmeded

SOMEONE GETTING BANNED FROM COVERS.COM FOR CLAIMING 4-1 AS A SWEEP....

User "JimC" "Got Ahmeded" from covers.com for claiming his 4-1 wagering record was "a sweep"

by Freestlyin August 31, 2017

Ahmeding

Being a middle eastern boy who says nigga or nigger or chink

Oh nah bros ahmeding

by Seawafta May 06, 2024

Ahmeditis

Its a contagious disease that leads your brain to the same conclusion of every minor situation that reveals purposeful stupidity, making the person become unaware of their obvious condescension and assume the person who is speaking with a manner of unintelligence deliberately is truly moronic.

Damn, seems Jon got Ahmeditis too. We lost a good one.

by Ho ass ho July 24, 2022