"...and the only part I remember from that shitty movie was when Dolly said, 'Ever since I've met you, it's been nothin' but brown eyed agony!'"
by Twat Waffle May 02, 2005
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
by pgomez1 February 13, 2018
by :) cat lady April 16, 2015
Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
by Kettlebell 78 August 14, 2018
The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
by Gbungper October 01, 2023