A stupid little bitch who likes to shit his pants and use the shit as lube to jerk off.
I seen this In Agony mothafucka the other day tryna jerk off with his own shit.
by Cincinnati Bengals Fan February 26, 2009
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a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.
person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
by bradhadair January 08, 2005
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The face you make when having an orgasm. Similar to the "O Face" but lasts the whole experience.

Gets its name from the fact that the pleasured person contorts their face in such a way as to look like they're in agony, but in reality, are much happier.
"Dude, I just found a whole bunch of You Tube videos with chicks filming their beautiful agony as the masturbated"
by DodgyBarnet September 05, 2006
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a fan fiction written by the dark ranger that involves kimberly (the pink power ranger) being mercilessly tortured by a monster that lord zedd created.
agony in pink is banned in Australia.
by dailyqwerty January 21, 2012
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The fourth album from the band Breaking Benjamin, featuring songs such as:
I Will Not Bow
Crawl
Dear Agony
Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film
man: that breaking benjamin concert was the shit!
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony
by thank you for smoking April 27, 2010
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The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.
Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.
by Mazuel-Aziz October 27, 2006
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The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada February 22, 2012
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