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Aged beef 

When two elderly people are arguing
Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.
Aged beef by Sallen953 June 5, 2016

Dry aged beef 

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.
Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!