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Age Ratard 

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.
"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"
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Age of Retardation 

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.

Averatard 

A person who is an idiot, but does not have any mental illnesses. Used in the same way as the word retard, but just means idiotic
You're such an averatard
Averatard by SpiceRice May 15, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026