Age Range

The Age Range is the range you go by when dating. Typically the rule is one year younger than you or up to two years older. Your range increases as you get older, e.g. it's not always a good idea for an eighteen-year-old to date a twenty-three-year-old, but a twenty-five-year-old could easily date a thirty-year-old without it being a problem.

Girl 1: "He's really cute."
Girl 2: "Yes, but he's way out of your age range."

by meretriciousss June 2, 2012

The age rangers

Fetus one minute to human development
Unborn one lunar day to 10 lunar months
Newborn the time of coming out to a full day
Baby 1 day-3day
Infant 4day-11months

Tiny tot 1-2
Toddler 1-5
Kid 1-7
Child 4-7
Pre tween 5-7
Newly teen 8-14
Teeny bopper teens 8-11
Early teens 8-9
Young teens 15-18
Junior teens 14-17
Miniature teens 9-10
Pre teens 10-12

Tweens 9-14
Teens 8-19
Adolescents 10-19
Pre adolescents 8-9

Pre adults 10-20
Post teens 20-26
Young adults 16-19
Adults 21-death
Old adults 70-79
Elderlys 60-66
Pre seniors 80-99
Seniors 100-death
Dying 60 last minutes to 1 second

Die 2 hours-33 days
Pre death 2 seconds
Death already dead
Post death 19 years to 23 years
Heaven a moment with God to eternity
Hell the moment with the devil to eternity

These are all the age ranges you will be in your life time. So in the moment of living what age range are you? So the age rangers are these age rangers.

by 459395 January 30, 2022

Age Rage

When a person from a previous generation complains about the shortcomings of the current generation - also known as remembering the "good ole days" that really weren't all that great. Usually accompanied by "Back in my day...", "When I was your age...", or "Kids today..." This is also usually a sign that the rager has forgotten that 1) They were young once and raised hell too, and 2) The current generation is a direct result of methods of raising used by the previous generations.

Donnie: "We don't need no stinkin' sex ed! In my day, we learned about the functions and anatomy of gender. Not how to actually have sex. When I was your age, if I got caught in school kissing my girlfriend, odds are depending on how hot and heavy that kiss was, I would have been at minimum suspended up to expelled."
Erin: "Oh, quit with the age rage, Donnie."

by brawlberry April 17, 2013

Age-rage

The instant anger that comes with dealing with older people who just don't seem to understand technology.

Adrian took a call from an elderly gentleman he had dropped his laptop down the stairs, and now it wouldnt turn on. He flew into such an age-rage.

by nico-p November 14, 2018

age rage

This is when you are in a hurry at any store, and an old person is in line in front of you in line is moving super slow.
Ofter times they insist on using coupons, and paying with a checkbook.

I was in a total age rage, when the old lady insisted on buying one banana with a coupon, and paying with her checkbook.

by dr rocket December 9, 2018