afro sheen 

a hair care product to help keeps one's afro looking shiny, healthy, and fashionable. usually applied after showering

"james, what the heck are you spraying on your fro?"
"afro sheen, duh, i gots to represent"

afro sheen by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

Afro Sheener 

Descriptive label for people in a certain demographic who need this hair care product.

Willie, the Afro Sheener, needed extra shine & hold for his "Do".

Afro Sheener by Swisher rolled tight June 18, 2021

Afrosheen 

AfroSheen: (origin as in Charlie Sheen and Afro as in hair do's from the Ghetto no matter what race or gender you are. )

Afrosheen- adverb/ adjective: A phrase you call someone who is both Ghetto and acts crazy like Charlie Sheen at the same time.

Tony: "Dude! Did you see Ashley over there flippin' the table with that big old wig she's wearing talkin' about how her baby daddy never paid the rent then start talking about how she's bi- winning and bi- sexual?! I couldn't understand a word she was sayin' but I like her big hoop earings"

Kim: " yeah you put a couple of drinks into her and she gets all Afrosheen"

Tony: " call it what you will but now she's screamin' her head off about welfare while she's pole dancin""

Afrosheen by crystalschrissy May 4, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012