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Afk sweat 

afk sweat is to be away from your keyboard at the same time as being present in the future beating another opponent. If using this tactic you are named a person at a controversial state of mind. It is mainly used against noobs in a game. WARNING: do not use under EXTREME circumstances!
friend: your so bad
me: im going to afk sweat

friend : *dies*
Afk sweat by JacobKenobi March 8, 2021
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Afk sweat 

This tactic is used under extreme circumstances and can be Harmful to people with noob abilities.This is a Warning before you read this tactic. This is a move you can play in any game to beat any opponent, The Term afk sweat is used a derivative towards being in the future and defeating the person who thinks your bad at the game, you say this and it creates a function where you have a conscience in the past and future, you can use it to gain power and fear in enemies.(if you have a friend called Cameron, use it on him, as he will always think your bad at the game until you say the phrase).
friend: youre bad
me: im going to afk sweat
friend: *has critical body failure*
me: wins the game
Afk sweat by JacobKenobi March 8, 2021
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