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affected 

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.
After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".
affected by sandbags92 December 2, 2015
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Affected 

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs
"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"
Affected by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

Affected 

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.
Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?
Affected by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022

Affected 

Popularised by the UK TikTok star Chelsea Lee Art, Being Affected means that a situation, event or person has led someone to become annoyed, upset or angry, similar to being “triggered”.
“i said she had a big nose, she was so affected” or “you know you’re wrong, get affected” or ”i lost the bet, im so affected.
Affected by smallwhitedog123 November 3, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026