Acoutromise 

Meaning 'to accompany'

I had some mushy peas to acoutromise the fish

Acoutromise by jpwordman September 22, 2016

Acootramise 

Sit in staff room and relax

Do you fancy going a walk at lunch?
No thanks I'm going to the staff room to acootramise

Acootramise by VeryRouge September 1, 2017